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Jewish Bank Roll

Let me start by saying I am not racist.

I dropped my daughter off at preschool and then swung by Giants
to pick up a couple Monsters for my wife. I got in line at the register
and there is a nice old lady working the register.

Her name is Gloria K. I know this because all employees at Giants wear a name tag.
Something that Gloria K. seems to have forgotten.

So anyway, she rings up my two items and the total is $4.22. I reach into my pocket and pull out what she calls a " Jewish bank roll " I had about $20 in my pocket a couple of $5 and a bunch of $1.

She OF COURSE says this with a little smile and a laugh but not to loud because I guess she does not want anybody else to hear her say this because in the back of her mind she knows that it is not politically correct to be a racist.

I was caught a little of guard and explain that I work in a restaurant and that I sometimes make a few dollars in tips and that is why I have so many $1. The explanation was not needed ( I don't have to explain anything to her ) but I made sure I spoke clearly and loudly enough so the lady behind me in line could hear our conversation.

Here is to you Gloria K. who works at Giants in Perkasie, PA. You stupid old dumb ass probably inbred racist bitch.


P.S. When I handed her my money, I gave her 4 one dollar bills, two dimes and I made sure to tell her "I think I probably have a couple of black pennies also".